February 2012
Can there be a tv show called Martin Freeman:...
holmeslice:
holmeslice:
He’d just sit there and rage about things and occasionally there will be guests who will rage with him and he just swears about everything.
I’d watch it.
I forgot I made this post omg
iamwhatiamatrainwreck:
Cosmo sex tip #394: Once your man reaches orgasm, awkwardly embrace him and whisper “well done Draco.”
teaquila:
Okay I have no problem with people doing weed but if you’re going to sit on tumblr bragging about how amazing you are because you do weed then you seriously need to think about your life.
true but taking a moment to appreciate the phrase “doing weed” lolol
karp: omg you know what would be fun let's change the post icons that's fun
everyone: OH MY GOD THE ICONS CHANGED MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE OH MY GOD OH MY GOD WHAT IS HAPPENING THIS IS THE END OH MY GOD IT'S TRUE WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT 2012 OH MY GOD KARP WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS I AM SCARED OMG
karp: this is why we can't have nice things
me: I'd think it was nice if it hadn't fucked up my dash theme.
There are two types of shippers:
whatwouldjohnnydeppdo:
There are the casual ones
And then there’s me
basednigel:
im making out with girl…. she takes off my monster energy new era fitted cap….. i gently take off her Dale Earnhardt autographed t-shirt
I haven't been a teenager for two years.
Julian: "They were really eyeing us inside that store."
Me: "What? Why?"
Julian: "I don't know... Do we still look like were going to steal things?"
Me: "Maybe. I guess we are a pretty weird looking group of teenagers."
Julian: "Maybe. But you know what the funny part about that is?"
Me: "What?"
Julian: "We're not teenagers."
What you look like when you wake up →
funniest10k:
Expectations:
Reality:
Best Engagement Photos Ever!
steampunkscarecrow:
day-glow:
jonahcraned:
I LOVE THIS!!!!!!
You know you’re an amazing couple when… well, this, essentially. Awesome.
reblog and add one word to this post, let's make a...
lootz-and-goz:
i-believe-in-johnlock:
chimingofthebells:
maraudersmindpalace:
wittiarty:
scarefaux:
descartes-and-thosecartes:
lesleaf:
heyitspj:
aqua-twin:
internetfeet:
miramoondarling:
emikurohana:
aimni:
imjustaninja:
red-velvet-vodka:
Once
There
was
a
potato
named
glados
ketchum
who
hit
on
Sherlock
against
a
concrete
cactus.
Song about love: Thinking of my otp
Song about loss: Thinking of my otp
Song that does not fit my otp at all: Imagines AU to fit song and otp
thatsmoderatelyraven:
meryl streep could be anyone around us right now
limiculous:
Yes, it’s violin. With dubstep.
...
first base: liking
second base: reblogging
third base: following
home run: followed back
annefranksgasmask:
if you say nuffalo out loud it osunds so funny i m laughing sop HARD
Reblog this if you want someone to put a fictional...
anglofile:
no9jazzst:
lampfaced:
indiethelorax:
Eh, why not.
Have at it!
http://anglofile.tumblr.com/ask
Personal Blagging 2-28-12
Today my co-worker approached me and sternly informed me that I was not allowed to ‘take Christian away’ [a male stripper], because even though he “wanted to dance on me” [her words], he “still belongs to her” [creepy?]. She then went on to clarify this with multiple forms of the sentence “Christian is mine”, before walking back to her section of The...
markgatisssexualfrustration:
I always think of Mark Gatiss as something of a successor to Oscar Wilde: He’s charming and trenchant all at once; sentimental whilst witty; an absolute master of ideas as well as affect; and he gives me the sense that he’s only humouring the stupidity in the world and could use his massive intellect to crush us all like bugs at any time. (Plus, I love both Gatiss...
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Lucy Liu plays Watson on CBS's Elementary.
Do you think that a major reason for casting Lucy Liu as Watson was to be able to play with sexual tension and romantic undertones without getting criticism for ‘promoting homosexuality’ on prime time network television? Because I do.
WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP
stephanieloren:
ohlookalamppost:
socialsaltysailors:
starkwords:
THEY TOOK AWAY THE ARMY! PART OF ARMY!DOCTOR!WATSON?
SHE’S A FIRED DOCTOR WHO FALLS IN WITH SHERLOCK?
FUCK YOU, CBS. FUCK YOU.
WHY NOT JUST TAKE THE FUCKING SHERLOCK HOLMES OUT OF SHERLOCK?
They did.
Sherlock is gonna be an ex-rehab patient.
AND.
It’s called Elementary.
THEY TOOK IT ALL MAN.
WHAT.
...
Anonymous asked: Because of past trauma, I don't think I'll ever be able to love anyone in a romantic way, nor am I able to let them love me. I fear I'll be alone forever but I'm not even sure I'd like that to change.
